Internet is Down

A gentle reminder that not all incidents require a Root Cause Analysis.

Mom: The internet isn’t working. I tried to check the weather.

Me: Oh? Interesting. Let me see.

Mom: Can you fix it?

Me: Well, technically the issue may be related to VRRP state transitions resulting from interface renumbering after a storage migration.

Mom:

Me: The floating virtual IP appears to have become marooned.

Mom: I wanted to check the weather.

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Quantum Timelines Just Accelerated

April 21, 2026

Qubit requirements fell 200x in seven years. Infrastructure companies are hedging for 2029. The data you're archiving today becomes readable then.

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Cabin Pressure

April 4, 2026

A water bottle, a laptop, and thirty minutes of quiet airborne dread.

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The Agent Did What?!

April 3, 2026

Agent frameworks are npm packages. Zero-knowledge proofs can be the cryptographic foundation that hold agents accountable for their actions when something goes wrong.

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Familiar Security Failures, AI Acceleration

March 28, 2026

The near-term AI security problem is not only model behavior. It is the routing, scanning, and orchestration layers that now sit in privileged positions across real systems.

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